The Joy of Random

Author: pslock

Date: December 2, 2005

by pslock
12-02-05
Sorry sir, but the surgery didn't go QUITE as planned. And it was a little on the messy side, and...
NO, NO! Don't apologize! I like it! I mean, I wanted total body enhancement but I never figured CYBORG! Cool!
Yyyeah, well, see the thing is the process isn't quite done, it's stil rough around the edges..
What do you mean? I can feel the cyborgery power FLOWING through my veins!! Err...well, circuitry I mean. Or whatever.
Mr. Smith, I'm going to come clean with you. You have no ass.
No.....cyborg....ass?? Cyberass-less?