The Joy of Random

Author: pslock

Date: December 3, 2005

by pslock
12-03-05
I realize we are stranded on a desert island, but you must know that my infant beast will be getting most, if not all, of the supplies. It's only right.
That's OK. I understand.
Wow...you're being remarkably progressive and accepting of this. You must come from a very socially aware circle of people who understand and appreciate all forms of life.
Nah. Not really. I just figure if we raise the little critter and fatten him up, in a month or so he'll make a damn fine roast.
You sick bastard.
Hey, if you want the dark meat, that's OK. You don't have to get all defensive about it.