Liberty City Stories

Author: pslock

Date: December 18, 2005

by pslock
12-18-05
I'm tired of all of the crime and gang warfare going on here...I've had it. I'm moving to Shoreside Vale, as soon as possible.
Yeah, I hear ya. You know, the other night the place where I get my laundry done was all shot up and at least 5 people killed! Now where am I going to find a good Chinese laundry?
Well, I've got it all worked out pretty much. In a few weeks, I'll be over in Shoreside waving goodbye to this place.
I'd be there with you if I could, man. Good luck with that! I have to go back to work, though. Laters...
That evening..
..in other news, the largest and most explosive gang war incident in Liberty City history occured at the Shoreside Vale dam. Witnesses report gunfire, rocket launchers, a helicopter and a tank...
Well, shit.