Suspicious Realty Inc. Ltd.

Author: pslock

Date: December 18, 2005

by pslock
12-18-05
Ok, sir...now if you'll notice this one has lots of closet space and plenty of....oh...*sob*..WHO AM I KIDDING! I'm so tried of this realty game..you're not buying a word of this are you?? *sniff*
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Actually, this is pretty cool. It's perfect for my dark, brooding hideaway from the cruelties of the world. And it is harsh and brutal, like the world. I'll take it.
Next Day..
So..this guy opened up a Goth Realty Service? Awesome!!!
Yeah, he's got a knack for finding the worst, most awful, dark, dank places in the city. It's positively inspiring!