The Joy of Random

Author: pslock

Date: May 25, 2006

by pslock
5-25-06
Excuse me ma'am, just coming through to get at some of those crumbs, thanks.
Gross! A bug!! Shit, get the spray, Harry! I don't want these filthy creatures in my home!!
If I may point something out, ma'am, you are, in a sense, obligated to care for me since you have given up your societal right to properly care for the downtrodden and underprivelidged.
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...and it's a pretentious bug too!! Get the extra doomy spray, Harry!!