The Joy of Random

Author: pslock

Date: January 20, 2007

by pslock
1-20-07
"I'm sorry, dear, but I hadn't the the heart to tell you in person. I won't be taking the bus trip with you..."
"..I've met another man, and he's everything I've ever wanted. Not just a stick figure but a real man!! I'm sorry."
Shit....now whose ass am I going to use to smuggle?