What's in a name?

Author: pumpkinkiller

Date: July 9, 2003

by pumpkinkiller
7-09-03
Why do they call you Pumpkinkiller anyway?
I think it had something to do with the Thanksgiving Pumpkin Massacre of 1989.
Or maybe it's because I like pumpkin pie.
I'm gonna be over here... microwaving my head.
Or was it pumpkin seeds?