All comics by punk_rockin_ramon

 

Hi there, sexy. Do you like older guys?
???????
So i guess that means not as iold as me. oh, well.
What the*$%#!
Hey there, sexy man . Do you like older guys?
I dont like guys period. They broke've my heart one time too many.

 

Hi there, sexy. Do you like older guys?
Where could my bag of booze have gone? I know its alcohol and it's in a bag.
Ah, a suspiscious individual with a bag that could contain booze.
!?!?!?!
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a dumb wabbit...
Ouch. I dont think it's a flesh wound at all.
Serves you right. Now Im off to find my bag of booze.

 

So? What's the dealio?
Ooh. So bad that you make a pained expression? That aint cool.
My mom is getting married to some one I know just to spite me.
Oh, yeah. That reminds me. Im marrying your mom just so she can spite you. Wish us luck.

 

Hey, you. What the Hell are doing in my yard? I just finished sweeping.
I'm merely crossing this patch of grass. Don't use the word Hell in vain, you witch.
Oh yeah? Nice suit. It's not even Halloween, yet.
I hope she's religious cause I dont want to see her in Hell.
Im sure even the devil would be appalled by this man's manners.

 

I see that you're also a bum as I. You can't out hustle me in my own hood.
Really? Watch me hustle the Hell out of this joint.I got the bigger can. I cant lose. Heh heh heh.
22 hours later...
Ooh. Its been a little while. The day is still young.
I cant lose. I cant. I got the bigger can. Yes, its all about the can.
The next day...
I made a record breaking 35.5 cents. Now, get out of my hood, ya bum.
I'll be back and slightly less bummy and I'll own this hood. You'll see.

 

You need any help, man? Or perhaps a funky fresh ho?
No, I'm fine.
Oh, dear. Do you need me to get you out of there?
Ummmm. No, thanks.
Huh? It's like they never seen someone live in a trash can. I wish I was back home in L.A. where things were normal. *sighs*

 

I vant to suck your blood.
You wanna suck my what, hun?
Eeeeeeh! I was talking myself.
I vant to suck your blood.
Blood?

 

What up, doc?
Doc? I aint no doc, man.
Well, I'm no man, doc?
Doc? Now you gone on and done it.
You dug your own grave by calling me a doc. See you in Hell.

 

Brains. yumm yummy yumm. Gimme.
Hello, fellow American. I hope you vote for me in the upcoming election.
What ya say.
Run, Mr. Bush! He's the kind of zombie that eats brains. Run, man, run for your life!
Mr. Bush? But me want brains. mmmm.....Brains.
This is why I cant get the zombie vote. I need brains...

 

Uh, sir? How can I help you today?
Well... I dont want food or anything else that isn't money and I'm going to point a gun at you...
I see... Let me get you the manager.
Make it snappy. I dont have all day ya know. I got other places to rob. Time is money.
7 days later...
Hmm? I dont think he's coming back. These teen punks have no consideration of others. I'll give him the benfit of the doubt and wait another week. One more week...

 

Those fast food tycoons have eaten their last bacon bit. No more killing of my friends.
Welcome. May I suggest the bacon burger. It's 107% bacon in between goat fat buns. As you can see it's very fresh.
Well, having angry thoughts does stir a carnivorous appetite. Sure, I'll have 2, but only if you gaurantee it's above 100% bacon.
2 bacon burgers and make 'em extra fatty.
Can I have it to go? I'm running late for another veagan protest.

 

Where are you going, fishy?
Uh, home. Why?
It's just that I thought you dudes lived in water and yeah...
Are you asking how it's possible for a small time fish like me can earn enough to pay for such a house? Well, screw you and your idiotic ideas.
Harsh. I didn't except that. I was kinda hoping he'd say it's all a dream, but I was wrong.

 

You'll be the best dance funk master if you follow my instructions. Do the puncher, low kick thing, and do the robot.
I won't let you down.
The Puncher and the The Low Kick Thingy
Almost the robot...almost...
Get the heck off me, pesky girl.
Don't run. I need to do you to become the best dance funk master.

 

So is it true that cats eat mice? *gulp*
No. It's actually the mice that eat the cats.
???
Get away from my cat, you cat eating beast.
What was that all about?

 

What are today's specials?
Sir, we have 2: the beloved Hostess Twinkie and rat ass fried in ape blood.
Holy crap that's disgusting!
!?!?
I'll have the fried rat ass. Make sure the ass contains the plague.
One fried rat ass coming up.

 

This is the big day, Alicia er... Ashley...no wait Debora. Its Debora. He he he. Easy mistake.
Easy mistake? The girls you slept with were easy. FYI my name is Ramona, Jerry..umm..Simon..Brendan..uh Brad?
Close.... My name is Ramon.
Really? How did we screw this up?
Forgive and forget I say. Let's start from the beginning. Hi. My name is ramon.
Hello, Ramon. My name is Ramona.

 

Can you spare a dollar man?
What!? You aint one of them smelly creatures that'll eat whatevers and brains, are ya?
What are you babblin' about mister? I just need money to fund my bad habits and such.
So you are one of them!
Whoo hoo. I love me some bums. Now the Mrs. and I have dinner tonight!

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