CC: Worst things to Hear from a Doctor

Author: punkrockskaboy

Date: May 1, 2003

by punkrockskaboy
5-01-03
Before you pass out from the gas:
What the hell does THAT do?
SHIT! I am late for my tee time! Umm...excuse me ma'am, can you cover for me?
AFTER surgery
Nurse, have you seen my watch?
Well, if it isn't Mr. Johnson, then who is it huh? Who?
Any time:
This'll hurt you a lot more than it'll hurt me.
Do me a favor and hold my beer while I check your prostate.