To be or not to be...Gay

Author: punkrockskaboy

Date: August 16, 2002

by punkrockskaboy
8-16-02
Does anyone ever think you're gay?
No, why?
Becuase you wear chaps and carry a saddle everywhere you go.
Does anyone ever think YOU'RE gay?
Why the hell would they think that?
Becuase you eat nuts.