CC 140 entry #2: Would You Like Fries With That?

Author: punkrockskaboy

Date: August 28, 2002

by punkrockskaboy
8-28-02
Hey guess what, I won this morning.
Really? What was the contest?
I am officially the skinniest woman in town!
What did you win? Well, besides the title.
I don't know, it's in this envelope. I haven't opened it yet. You can if you want.
"Congratulations, you have won 5 free super sized value meals at McDonald's. Now go eat a fuckin hamburger before you disintegrate."