CC 140 Entry #3: Who is the Real Winner Here?

Author: punkrockskaboy

Date: August 29, 2002

by punkrockskaboy
8-29-02
Guess what Maura! They just announced the winner! You are officially the most pessimistic in town!
WOW! I didn't think I would win!
Well, of course you didn't I mean...
FORGET that! What did I win?
This economy size glass of Coke. Sorry, I drank half of it.
Very funny you son of a bitch.