CC 142: Below the Belt

Author: punkrockskaboy

Date: September 16, 2002

by punkrockskaboy
9-16-02
After losing a bet, Jared is forced to go to Sub_m7's party in Austria. This is what ensued
Hey! Thanks for coming...let me show you around.
Fantastic....
Remember how I said I was a DJ? Well over here is my turntable and equipment.
Thats just two frisbees and a playschool microphone mounted on an ironing board.
and see...I told you guys I was sexually satisfied!
Well, I find it hard to believe that just because your dick is small and shriveled, it means it has been used frequently.