CC 143: The 70s are Back in Style

Author: punkrockskaboy

Date: September 24, 2002

by punkrockskaboy
9-24-02
Sung to the tune of "Respect" by Aretha Franklin:
HIV and 3 VDs, Why the hell'd ya give 'em to me?
HIV and 3 VDs? Well, you stuck your dick in me!
Sung to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by The BeeGees:
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I got anal warts. So what the fuck?
Thats alright, and it's ok, I didn't know you swung that way. But what do you, want from me? I did not give you that VD!
Sung to the tune of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA:
Now I need, penis cream, thanks to your damn VDs
You can bitch! You can crah-hi! You'll still have drips 'til you die!