Ervin the Reaper Talks To THE MAN HIMSELF

Author: punkrockskaboy

Date: September 28, 2002

by punkrockskaboy
9-28-02
Alright, we need to talk God. This whole "rip off their genitals while sticking a sword up their ass thing" is a little much for me.
So you are telling me I need to find a new Reaper, Ervin?
That isn't what I am saying. I am saying that I think you should reconsider.
Alright, alright. I won't make you do the sword enima/genital hacking thing, but only if you promise to give the sword back to Herb.
Ok, but why?
Because I am gonna make him become a blade swallower for my new circus: "cirque de Holei"