CC 144: Dubya Takes a Vacation #1

Author: punkrockskaboy

Date: September 29, 2002

by punkrockskaboy
9-29-02
George Dubya and wife In Washington:
Honey. Am I stupid?
No. no George. We have been through this. You are gifted remember?
It's just that the press is picking on me and saying I'm dumb, which is a gross misunderestimation. I'm not dumb, I just mix up my words. Tell me I'm smart baby.
Now honey, I can't say that. That would be a lie and lies are bad.
Lies are the basis of politics! You should know that.
and you should know how to form a sentence. You don't see me complaining.