I Have Named the Soap Opera: One Death to Live

Author: punkrockskaboy

Date: October 2, 2002

by punkrockskaboy
10-02-02
Meanwhile, In Hell:
Yeah, so God gave me horns and a pitchfork and sent me to hell. He reigns now in Heaven as the new God.
You were a big pussy then werent you?
I wasn't very strong. I never had to worry about being overthrown before that asshole, Sherman, showed up. I ruled with kindness and was loved by all.
I'm confused. Then why do you rule hell with an iron fist?
Because I am bitter.
God's real name is Sherman? hahahaha