All comics by pwn3d2ez

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by pwn3d2ez
1-19-03
Oh no! It's Whitey!
Freeze niggaaaaaaaaaa!
My you have beautiful gray eyes.
Don't close your mouth and eyes! I won't be able to see you! You like my eyes?! Well I have been admiring your package.
I love you.
I love you. But it can't be this way. Chuck Norris would never allow it.

 

by pwn3d2ez
1-19-03
Jar Jar Binks gets stopped in Freehold, NJ.
Meesa Jar Jar Binks!
Yeah. That's what they all say. I'm sighting you for being so gay, I mean c'mon look at that stupid hat.
Meeds likesas Jeff's boner!
Yes. Mike Lapp is gay. He sucks boners.
Meesa Jar Jar Binks!
Jar Jar. You silly billy! Stop being such a wetty!

 

by pwn3d2ez
1-19-03
One day...
I can't believe I'm dying for mankind's sins.
Where the hell did that goat come from?
Don't use that kind of language son. It is me-God. Yes, I am a goat.
My dad's a goat? Thank, um, you I'm dying.
That hurts, you coon. Now you're going to hell, nice job asshole.

 

by pwn3d2ez
1-21-03
You suck.
I hate kikes.
Wait a minute, I'm jewish. Shit.

 

by pwn3d2ez
1-21-03
Jeff Meets Santa.
Merry Christmas, Jeff!
Coon.
Jef Meets A Zombie.
Happy Halloween Jeff.
Coon.
Jeff Dies.
Welcome to Hell, Jeff. I'm Satan.
Coon.

 

by pwn3d2ez
2-05-03
Brad is just thirsty for some X.
Yo you got the shit??
It's right here.
I'm not touching that, dude.
Then we fight! Like men!
Yeah...I'm gonna leave now.
Good. Now I can whack it.

 

by pwn3d2ez
7-06-03
OMG! dAts jeezUs yo0!
Help me. I'm slowly dying.
Why won't you help me?
:'( jeezUs, wuts ^? a/s/l
Fucking fucker! FUCK YOU!!!!! YOU STUPID CUNT! That's right, I'm not just Mr. Nice Guy all the time. I'm the 2nd coming of God! And now you're a goat! on a stool...
OMG! ROFLOL!

 

by pwn3d2ez
7-08-03
Hi. I'm Chris McLaughlin.
And I'm Jeff Kooklin.
And I'm Kramski...
Oh shit...how'd you get in here, waterloo?
I USED MY THESARUS! Yay Barnes and Noble!!!!
just die, you nerd.

 

by pwn3d2ez
7-08-03
Hey every 90 seconds a woman is raped.
Hi. I'm Matt Fehskens. I say every 90 seconds a woman makes a mistake and calls it rape.
Good night everybody.

 

by pwn3d2ez
7-09-03
I'm a nigger!
OMG DIE NIGGER!
I'm an Asian!!!! And I'm only 8 years old!!!!
I'm pwn3d2ez! Put your vagina on my face hole!
And then God said, "OMG! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger!" But God doesn't exist, so it doesnt matter!

 

by pwn3d2ez
7-10-03
y people think that we, the South, hated blacks.
But they're all wrong.
We hated nerds.

 

by pwn3d2ez
7-10-03
And I am the nerd that started the whole commotion.
I wear 28 to represent the 28 vulgar names they thought of for me.
Let's go over them.

 

by pwn3d2ez
7-10-03
(1) Coon
(2) Nigger
(3) Antique Farm Equipment
(3) Apple [as in, hanging from a tree]
(4) Jigaboo
(5) Aunt Jamima

 

by pwn3d2ez
7-11-03
tonight jerry had a little too much to drink.
what's up nerd?
hey, NERD! I'm talking to you.
so jerry ran away.
C'mon NERD!!! Why aren't you talking? Huh neeeeeeeeeeeeeerd?

 

by pwn3d2ez
7-11-03
Just for Copyright purposes, this is from the greatest cartoon ever Family Guy
Dad what if I came to you and said I didn't want to be in the scouts anymore?
I'd say, "Come again?"
And then I'd laugh...
Cause I said "come."

 

by pwn3d2ez
7-11-03
hey guys. what's up? I'm a nerd. I sleep with a teddy bear.
OMG! ROFLOL! And I thought having 5 cats was nerdy. kthxbye.
hey guys. what's up? I dress like a Backstreet Boy, too.
I'm emo.
Ok. I'm not so nerdy anymore.

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