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by pwnar
6-18-04
The pwner begins his reign of t3rr0r4r.
Remember, kids: turn your obscenity filters OFF.
Here's some random idiocy. It'll be funnier when I learn how to use stripcreator. You'll see.
You look like you could use something to eat. Here's my finger.
FUCK YOU.
Fine. If you're not going to use it, I will.
........

 

by pwnar
6-18-04
Here's the story of two idiots.
All right, just list the names of what little boys you've touched and I'll give you a quick spanking.
Aren't you supposed to confess to me?
Hmm... he's right, I guess.
Hey, wait! Oh, god damn it.

 

by pwnar
6-18-04
Two musicians of different backgrounds engage in an all-out online war.
If you're going to be a businessman, you need to understand what it means when a door is slammed in your face.
You don't have the decency to tell me you're not interested before slamming the door in my face? Look, I can say "asshole".
The one on the left is a communist.
and you are...?
Ooh, ouch. If you want to call me an asshole for offering my business to you, I suggest you move to North Korea, where you won't be bothered by people who want to go out and make a living.
The one on the right is me.
hi. my name is adrian van meter. I don't know anyone who actually likes to talk to me. people make fun of me constantly in front of my face, and I don't get it.
You must have spent all of your money bribing your teachers into giving you a passing grade, which would easily explain why you can't afford good equipment.

 

by pwnar
6-18-04
More random idiocy.
Ungh... oh god... this is the best handjob I've ever had in my life!
Our good friend Mr. Owl, previously sighted attempting to seduce a young boy by licking a Tootsie Pop in a suggestive manner, seems to be having a fun time. Let's see what he's up to now.
Sorry dude. Moved on to greater things.
Good boy... ahh... you get to walk with the Lord.

 

by pwnar
6-18-04
The President speaks on the beheading of Paul Johnson by the al Qaeda.
We must pursue these people and bring them to justice before they hurt other Americans, and uh...
ah jeez... erm... fuck.
(By the way, he's an idiot.)
oh yeah. They are trying to intimidate America. They are trying to shake our will, trying to get us to retreat from the world.

 

by pwnar
6-19-04
Everyone has to have an Asian Girls comic.
I'm Asian!
Me too!

 

by pwnar
6-19-04
Here's some food!
*munch munch*
You will know my name and bow down to me evarmore. I am pwnar. No matter how not funny my comics are, I am your lord and master. Now, fetch me the goatse.cx guy, I'm feeling frisky.
Good donkey!

 

by pwnar
6-19-04
Another fight!
YOU SUCK! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING AND YOUR MUSIC IS AWFUL I USE YOUR CD AS A FRISBEE FOR ME AND MY DOG!!!
/me pwns caryn
j00 r teh sux0r.

 

by pwnar
6-21-04
Goats?
Yes. It's a sin.
What if--
Yes, even if they're dead.

 

by pwnar
6-21-04
Jesus, we salute you. We laugh at you all the time on here, and we're not about to pray for your forgiveness.
"Blue", we salute you. You are probably one of the most used characters on stripcreator.
Asian Girls, we salute you. You are the foundation of all comics on stripcreator. j00 pwn, Asian Girls.

 

by pwnar
8-30-04
pwnar returns.
ME WANT SEX!
that's it, geddy. i've had it with your random aim messages. it's like you're on this mission to be on everyone's block list. well, you've succeeded. have a good one.
only to block geddy.
LATER DOUCHE!!!
*block*
who, sometimes, is an idiot.
..... hello?

 

by pwnar
8-30-04
I bring you the Asian Girls.
We're terrorists.
Yes.
There's a reason why we look so menacing.
That reason is because we're terrorists. We plan on making September the 11th look like child's play.
Let this be a lesson to everyone on stripcreator. Whenever you make an Asian Girls comic, you are supporting terrorists.
I'm a little uglier than the other one, but I like to think I'm better at raping and/or pillaging.

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