comp sci # 15 - i'm a lousy writer and i reuse ideas

Author: qbertsoul

Date: October 28, 2002

by qbertsoul
10-28-02
Well I'm going to a seminar today so I'm leaving you with Borris. Have fun. Remember the test is tomorrow, so make sure to ask him questions.
Hello children! The Soviet Terror has returned to educate you on this devilish machine called a computer.
30 minutes later, not a single word was uttered about computers besides Borris's numerous threats of computers trying to program you.
So anyways, I looked the big Soviet Bear in the face and said "Hey Bear, you smell like Klasvindorf. I spit on you!" It wasn't a very pretty sight, ack.
He spit on me.
After class...
I wonder why he carries that cat with him everywhere. Maybe it was a gift from Gorbachev.
Gorbachev! hahahaha! Those silly Russians.