Orgins of jesus

Author: quinntaylor

Date: April 19, 2016

by quinntaylor
4-19-16
Yo bitch. What you got nigga.
Oh well hello jesus, I was making these beans that make you fart so lout that it destroys earth.
*Starts farting loudly*
Gimme some of those. *Takes away bowl and gobbles in one bite*
No jesus, I can already smell your cute jewish ass all the way from here.
Oh shit, too many farts. *Vomits*
If jesus did not fart so loud, we evil jews wouldn't have got the chance to kill him.