Revelations I

Author: quodlibet

Date: October 24, 2004

by quodlibet
10-24-04
I don't really understand. Why am I here?
Kind of slow, aren't you? Have you heard of Darwin's theory of evolution?
A foul, lying fiend. God created the world in seven days. And he built Rome in a day.
Actually, Luke, I begat your ancestors about four billion years ago.
That would explain why I'm a devilishly handsome pink balding hairless priest with a predilection for horn-rimmed glasses.
Got it in one. Now let's go — there's a party in the seventh level of Hell waiting for us.