"Beer: Helping Ugly People Get Laid"

Author: quodlibet

Date: October 24, 2004

by quodlibet
10-24-04
In any case, blonds are better. Smoother. Sleeker. Full-bodied without being too complicated. If you know what I mean.
I know what you mean. I like the darker ones. More complex. Easier on the wallet. If you know what I mean.
I know what you mean. But the brunettes give you hangovers afterwards.
I know what you mean.
We're still not getting laid.
Time for another beer.