Tinkerbell and the League of Justice #5

Author: quodlibet

Date: October 26, 2004

by quodlibet
10-26-04
Plagued by these doubts, Tinkerbell wanders the desert in search of advice. She meets a strange boy...
All deserts are beautiful because they hide a well.... forever poisoned by the rotting carcasses of evil devil-babies drowned by their psychotic mothers.
I want to be a superhero! I can be a superhero! But I'm not yet a superhero. Can you tell me why?
...claiming to be a prince of a barren little airless asteroid in space...
You're like my rose with four thorns. Puny, despicable, and pathetic. But I will give you one gift to remember our introspective moment together. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Does this mean I should look for a well with a devil-baby to defeat?
...who has some very strange notions indeed.
When I laugh, you will remember the stars laughing with me at you. Every time you look at the night sky, we will mock you. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
He's soooooooo deep. That's soooooo true.