Superhero Interview #1 (with apologies to the Scandinavians)

Author: quodlibet

Date: October 26, 2004

by quodlibet
10-26-04
(Translation: Yes.)
So, you're here about the superhero position?
Skolje ke youp ghklftl thghnbm nmsbc.
(Translation: I pulverize things with my god-forged hammer into a flat paste not unlike tooth-cleansing agents, without the mint freshness.)
What's your main strength? Man of steel, invisibility, X-ray vision, alien slime...?
Lmnhycv.
Can you show me what you do?