Superhero Interview #2 (Romping in Greece)

Author: quodlibet

Date: October 26, 2004

by quodlibet
10-26-04
Er...Zeus, is it? You're a...cow.
I beg to differ.
We can't have a superhero who looks like a cow. Lightning bolts or not. No villain would be afraid of cud-chewing, slow-moving, pre-steak cow.
Ahem.
Ah. Er. Don't know how I couldn't have seen that before.
Think that's impressive? Wait till you see the ropes of pearls I can squeeze out of these oysters.