A True E! Story - The First Subtle Savour of Disaster

Author: quodlibet

Date: October 26, 2004

by quodlibet
10-26-04
I'm not sure what happened - things were going so well.
Let's talk about us. Can you turn down the volume?
Gotta think of a great pun. Think think think think. Gotta top that bleeding anus joke.
Could you stop playing StripCreator for three minutes and talk to me?
ARRRRGH! Now I've lost it! Lost it! The greatest pun in the world, destroyed forever! Why do you always have to interrupt me?
Go away and do something else. I'm busy. Don't bother me.