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| Well, boys and girls, I started out as a door-to-door saleman for men's Avon products. That accounts for my ravishing good looks despite my advanced age. | |
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| I moonlighted in the local Chiquita banana import agency, putting those little stickers onto fruit. | |
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| From there, it wasn't a huge leap to my current job. Although I'd appreciate it if you didn't call it 'quality assurance.' Heh. I prefer the term 'condom integrity specialist.' | |
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