WW28: An Innocent Question

Author: quodlibet

Date: October 26, 2004

by quodlibet
10-26-04
Mom, if my anus is bleeding, will I need to go on the birth control pill?
Um, why, no, dear.
Oh, okay. By the way, Mom, Mikey the hamster's in the toilet. Can you get him out?
Mikey? I wondered where he'd gone. How did he get in there?
Don't worry, Mom, he didn't drown. And I won't be hatching hamsters out my bum, either. Mikey didn't have time to go all the way.