WW28: Divvying up the family farm will be difficult

Author: quodlibet

Date: October 26, 2004

by quodlibet
10-26-04
Mom, can you help me get Grandpa undressed? He's wearing my expensive leather corset and straps.
Um...
And I'll need help getting the bag off his head. But we don't need to call the funeral home yet -- I'm hoping he'll stiffen up nicely and not be leaky.
Well...
One last thing, Mom. For the baby shower, would you call it your grandkid or your brother or sister? I can't really decide.