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| I bet you sickos clicked on the link looking for cheap titillation and general sluttery or another boring variant about anal sex. | |
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| You won't find any of that here. | |
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| It's rude and crude and boring. | |
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| Also my mom the crazy insane ***** would beat the ****ing **** out of me if she found out. | |
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| While singing Christmas carols. | |
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| She knows I hate Christmas carols. | |
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