Pussy Abuse: Dinnertime

Author: quodlibet

Date: October 28, 2004

by quodlibet
10-28-04
We have hardwood floors at home. Mom says they're classy and lend a warm cozy touch to any room, regardless of its decor.
Hardwood floors are easy to clean.
Especially after having the new neighbours over for dinner.
They also don't dull my mother's knives.
Unlike artificial hips.
The only problem with having people over is that we're eating their leftovers forever.