May I Have Some More, Please?

Author: quodlibet

Date: October 30, 2004

by quodlibet
10-30-04
May I have some more toilet paper, please? We've run out again.
WHAT?!?! MORE? YOU WANT SOME MORE?!?!
I need to potty real bad.
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! WE, IN OUR MUNIFICENT WISDOM, HAVE ALLOTTED THREE SHEETS PER WIPE, THREE WIPES PER DAY. NO MORE THAN THREE TOILET ROLLS A WEEK!
I've lost control of my sphincters.
Pants are washable. Toilet paper is not. All is well with the world.