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| May I have some more toilet paper, please? We've run out again. | |
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| WHAT?!?! MORE? YOU WANT SOME MORE?!?! | |
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| I need to potty real bad. | |
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| YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! WE, IN OUR MUNIFICENT WISDOM, HAVE ALLOTTED THREE SHEETS PER WIPE, THREE WIPES PER DAY. NO MORE THAN THREE TOILET ROLLS A WEEK! | |
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| I've lost control of my sphincters. | |
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| Pants are washable. Toilet paper is not. All is well with the world. | |
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