CC262: On a roll - Double take

Author: quodlibet

Date: October 30, 2004

by quodlibet
10-30-04
Hey, boss! Did you see my ad campaign for our recycled toilet paper line?
Well, I....
Isn't it cool or what? It'll appeal nicely to the cool and hip as well as the treehuggers. It'll be a blast.
I'm not sure I'd wipe my butt with something that looks like it's been reclaimed from the sewers and pressed into rolls.
I hear we've sunk $500 million and mortgaged your house to make the product.
Although there are worse things that wiping your bum with someone else's used toilet paper.