Career Counselling for Galactic Overlords 2

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 8, 2004

by quodlibet
11-08-04
A fugue sequence in the principal's office:
Hi Gandalf. Frodo's in the toilet. Is that a plunger? There's been a flood.
You know very well who I am, young man.
I guess that little piece of shit wasn't so small after all.
You're in big trouble this time. I'll have to phone your mother and tell her about this latest incident.
Frodo didn't show enough deference to his future Galactic Overlord. He bit me. He opposed my dominion.
Frodo was a hamster. That's what hamsters do.