CC265: Then came the scream

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 12, 2004

by quodlibet
11-12-04
Our unhappy hero visits the doctor for advice.
You've developed a severe allergy to beer. Budweiser up! Get off your Duff and Leffe behind your lambic lifestyle before you Rodenbach it.
Well, you're the draughter. What do I have to do?
Stout man! Coors off on the beer. Amstel, you'll have to Corona your habit of pantlessness.
I can't say that I'll Jupiler for joy, but keep gueuzing.
I'd start by wearing a grass skirt and coconut-shell bra if you can't curtail the pantlessness.
Heineken be all right with that.