Variations on a G-string: Cello = the Whore of Babylon

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 14, 2004

by quodlibet
11-14-04
I really don't understand why the Church no longer wishes me to play the cello. Music is a prayer to God.
Sister, the cello is an indecent and unclean instrument not fit for women.
I don't understand, Father.
It is indecent for a woman to spread her legs for a large hourglass-shaped instrument! Then to embrace it tenderly while it moans with pleasure!
Are you getting off on this, Father?
Just on the idea of kinky lesbian sex, Sister.