Odd Self-Help Books 5

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 14, 2004

by quodlibet
11-14-04
Dating for the Undead. Chapter 4. Raunchy Pickup Lines.
Like to see my boners, yeah baby yeah!
Chapter 5. Romantic Pickup Lines.
I'd like to vhirl you avay to my phroperty in Transylvania, vhere I vill lovingly suck on your tampons.
Chapter 6. More Romantic Pickup Lines
I love you to pieces.
I don't understand why all the freaks like me.