CC265: Stripper's Nightmare, 4: My kingdom for a horse

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 15, 2004

by quodlibet
11-15-04
For whilst my hunch has straighten'd, forsooth, I have lost my iambic pentameter and steed.
Looking gloomy, oh King Rich3 of Stripcreator. But tell you what. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Ass, not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country!
Profound, King Rich3, very profound. Let me see what I can do for you.
My kingdom for a...horse?
Giddy! Giddy-yup! Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh! Huh!