If you can't read this, you need to read this

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 16, 2004

by quodlibet
11-16-04
They were saying on the news that people who spend a lot of time staring at the computer screen go blind.
Well, Mom, the thirty-second health news soundbite on TV can't detail the flaws of a non-randomized cross-sectional study involving a biased patient population.
I want you get off the computer and get some fresh air, dear.
Besides, Mom, they were probably whacking off to porn at the same time.