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| They were saying on the news that people who spend a lot of time staring at the computer screen go blind. | |
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| Well, Mom, the thirty-second health news soundbite on TV can't detail the flaws of a non-randomized cross-sectional study involving a biased patient population. | |
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| I want you get off the computer and get some fresh air, dear. | |
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| Besides, Mom, they were probably whacking off to porn at the same time. | |
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