Letters from the Galactic Overlord: Dear Santa 1

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 26, 2004

by quodlibet
11-26-04
Dear Santa. I have been very good this year.
I hate the commercialization of Christmas and I'm sure so do you. After all, with one billion kids in the world, you've got to pay your elves overtime and a half.
So if you'll just send me a little vial or two of smallpox, I'll take the blame for you in return for Galactic Overlordship next year. Yours Sincerely.