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| Dear Santa, I find your continued silence difficult to comprehend. | |
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| Are you mad at me because I wanted the keys to the NORAD missile defence facility in Cheyenne, Colorado? | |
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| I will keep silent about your obvious ineptitude. My divine nature even permits me to forgive your weakness. Please write back soon acknowledging my benevolence. Yours Sincerely. | |
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