Life in The House: The Foolproof Plan

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 26, 2004

by quodlibet
11-26-04
I simply wanted to inform you that the game is afoot, Watson. I assure you the trap is absolutely foolproof.
I'm not coming out until they're gone!
I baited kolbassa with capsaicin, which will cause your nefarious enemy to have uncontrollable retching and diarrhea until it dies.
I'm still not coming out until they're gone.
Is that a sound I hear? Quick, Watson! To the closet!
Oh God! The voices, the voices! Will it never end?