Life in The House: Outwitted by...?!

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 26, 2004

by quodlibet
11-26-04
Well, Watson, it didn't work.
But you said it was foolproof!
In the closet of dread:
Bert? What are you doing here?
*burp* Someone left kolbassa here. Spicy kolbassa. Oh YUMMY! Yummy in my tummy! Wanna get involved with life?
I forgot about Bert's insatiable appetite for life. However, Watson, rest assured that I have another plan, ready for action.
I'm not coming out until they're gone.