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| Well, my archenemy, the Raccoon, has escaped my cruel and decidedly rusty leg-hold trap purchased. | |
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| You said that your plan was foolproof! Just like the last one! | |
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| Come here, pretty kolbassa... I can smell you... Ohhhh, yummy kolbassa in my -- OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! Who put the leg-trap in here?!?!?! | |
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| Fortunately, our housemate Bertie had registered online for a free penile implant. His stub will regain its former three-inch glory after a few cosmetic repairs. | |
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| I'm still not coming out until the voices go away. | |
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