Life in The House: Great Minds/Fools Never

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 27, 2004

by quodlibet
11-27-04
Well, my archenemy, the Raccoon, has escaped my cruel and decidedly rusty leg-hold trap purchased.
You said that your plan was foolproof! Just like the last one!
In the closet of dread:
Come here, pretty kolbassa... I can smell you... Ohhhh, yummy kolbassa in my -- OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! Who put the leg-trap in here?!?!?!
Fortunately, our housemate Bertie had registered online for a free penile implant. His stub will regain its former three-inch glory after a few cosmetic repairs.
I'm still not coming out until the voices go away.