FTC 47: Requiem for a Wreck 7

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 28, 2004

by quodlibet
11-28-04
Biff, Dave didn't show up. You'll have to give Bob's eulogy.
But -- I didn't really like Bob very much. In fact, I hated his guts.
Well, just think of something.
Bob's penchant for farting 'Happy Birthday' led to his unfortunate demise, after a heavy meal of refried beans.
We also bury his wife and children, roasted in the house fire, the dog, overcome by the nauseating fumes, and five hundred of his neighbours.