WW31: Do unto others as you yourself have done

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 30, 2004

by quodlibet
11-30-04
All right. Why were you down on your knees in that alley, sucking off some guy's penis?
Well, uh, I -- really, I just met him. He asked me for some help.
Come on, Zoe. Help sucking him off?
Yeah, uh, like, that time, when you lost a flake of your candy cane in your really grotty keyboard?
He had a piece of candy cane stuck in his penis? You gotta be kidding me.
He said that he had a candy cane in his shorts and he needed me to lick it out. Really irritating. It was that or the vaccuum cleaner. Really.