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| Hi. Can I share your bench? My room stinks of dying animals, and the ghosts of dead raccoons haunts my troubled sleep. | |
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| I've tried perfumes and odour-cleaners. My friends ask what's that new cologne I'm using. Nobody wants to sit beside me in class anymore. | |
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| I've discovered the source of the odour. It appears you've been walking over a dead carcass for three weeks now. | |
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| I'm going to throw up now. | |
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