Letters from the Galactic Overlord: Santa Replies

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 4, 2004

by quodlibet
12-04-04
Today, I finally received a letter from my erstwhile counterpart at the North Pole. This is what he wrote:
Dear kid,
We've gotten lots of letters from you.
You've been a naughty, rotten, wretched sod. Stop writing.
I hope you burn in hell. Love, Santa.
You know what this means.