Letters from the Galactic Overlord: Down with Santa 2

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 4, 2004

by quodlibet
12-04-04
I'm approaching the source itself -- that's one of his stooges there.
Hi kiddo! Ho ho ho! Welcome to Santa's domain! I'm Blitzen! What's your name?
We had a Donner party at our house last night. Your associate was scrumptious. But as you're night, I'm inclined to be kind to you.
Instant promotion to the despised and outcast Rudolph.
Shit, kid! Santa won't let me drive when he thinks I'm drunk! Thanks a lot!